Christmas Wish For Congress, the Reply
January 20th, 2012I wrote a post in December called “Christmas Wish For Congress”, and I emailed a link to the post to my Congressfool, with the subject line of “Merry Christmas”. This is the reply I got back today:
Dear Mr. McIntosh:
Thank you for contacting me about the Committee on House Administration’s ban on Christmas greetings in official mailings.
I agree that this ban is ridiculous. Our nation was founded upon Judeo-Christian principles, and Members of Congress should be able to say “Merry Christmas” in their correspondence. However, I do not believe that printing and mailing Christmas cards is a prudent use of your hard-earned tax dollars, and in the absence of this rule, I am certain that this abuse would occur. That said, the voters – not any congressional committees – write the best rules.
Ultimately, voters judge service and stewardship, and they will voice that judgment at the ballot box come election day.
Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. I hope you had a very Merry Christmas and wish you all the best in the New Year. Please call on me if I may be of service to you.
Sincerely,

Rob Woodall
Member of Congress
Clearly no one on Mr Woodall’s staff even read what I sent beyond the subject line, and checked off standard reply number 315b, but I think I would be less offended if the standard reply was:
Dear Mr McIntosh,
I am very sorry to inform you that since you are not a lobbyist or large contributor to my Congressman For Life Fund I cannot be bothered reading what you wrote nor do I care, as you cannot afford representation in Congress.
Actually Sincerely,
Rob Woodall
Member of Congress
Mr Woodall, the best rules are made by those who actually observe what goes on around them, not those who make assumptions based on book covers or subject lines. If you would sponsor my Legislative Accountability Amendment, proposed laws would be limited to a length which would make it possible for you and your staff to actually read them in their entirety before rushing to judgement.
I am about to email you again with a link to this post. Please do not send me the same “They won’t let me say Merry Christmas” whine in response.







